Infidelity strikes again
I married my husband three years ago and at first everything seemed fine. Then I began to see signs that he might not be as faithful as he claimed to be. On one occasion I found part of a woman’s underwear in his jacket pocket but he assured me that he had found [...]
Sex disgusts me
I am a 39-year-old male and I want to say at the start that I am entirely normal in every way. I have never been attracted to other men, so I know I’m not gay. I appreciate good-looking women but I have never tried to have sex because the whole thing disgusts me. [...]
Disappointing nudity
I have been a naturalist most of my adult life and, on retiring to Thailand, I thought I would be able to express myself as nature intended by abandoning my clothes when circumstances permit. Of course, I don’t expect to walk around in public as a naked individual but I was looking forward to [...]
Embarrassing undies
My son Kevin is now 58 and I have given up all hope of a normal life for him. He has always been a hoarder and over the years has built up an amazing collection of old newspapers and coloured bottles which date back to the Suez crisis of the 1950s. In recent times [...]
Dear Agony Ivy,
Worrying phone calls
I have been married to my husband for 20 years but I am pretty sure he is cheating on me and seeing some other woman for sex. Certainly our relationship has gone sour and he accuses me of having bad breath which is absurd as I brush my teeth every day [...]
Am I past it?
My problem is so embarrassing that it is hard for me to confide in anyone. But you have such a warm and friendly profile that I am driven to seek some help from a sensible source. You see, I married this young Thai lady, Noo, three months ago after she found my [...]
Dying with embarrassment
I am an elderly widow and took up the game of bridge to try and enliven my less-than-interesting social life. There is a club near to my village and I seem to be OK there as my standard of play is not much different from that of the other old ladies there. About [...]
Unhappily, I am a widower whose wife died last month after 51 years of happy matrimony. I was absolutely shocked by how much the burial of my wife cost Р it ran into thousands of dollars and even that did not include the cost of refreshments afterwards for a hungry crowd of relatives and so-called [...]
There was an unbelievably high turn-out for Agony Ivy’s annual extravaganza which is held for my countless fans across five continents. Sadly the queue was so long that many punters were disappointed not to get in, but they kindly left their gifts in one of the dustbins provided outside. Never mind, there’s always next year [...]
I absolutely dread every New Year in ways you can’t possibly imagine. You see the wife’s relatives come down in force from the north east of Thailand, about 10 of them. They put on the TV very loud indeed and play awful Thai programmes about ghosts round the clock. I can hardly hear myself think. [...]
