Quick Tip

Want to get the maximum amount of juice out of your fresh lemons? Before squeezing, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter. Then cut and squeeze.

Pattaya’s Bad Eggs
Andy, my wife doesn’t keep track of how long eggs have been in our fridge  and I’m afraid some have gone bad. Is there any easy way to tell if an egg  is rotten (besides smelling it)?
Daniel

If you aren’t sure how fresh your eggs are, Daniel, here are three ways to test them.
* Place the eggs into a bowl filled with cold water. Fresh eggs will sink to the bottom of the bowl, probably on their sides. Slightly older eggs (about one week) will lie on the bottom but bob slightly. If the egg balances on its smallest tip, with the large tip reaching for the top, it’s probably close to three weeks old. Eggs that float at the surface are bad and should be discarded.
* As an option, hold the egg up to your ear and shake it gently. If you can hear a distinct sloshing sound, it’s best not to eat the egg. If you can’t hear anything, it should be fine.
* Finally, you can crack the egg onto a flat surface, like a plate. If the yolk is slightly globe-shaped and sitting high, and the egg white is gathered closely around it, the egg is fresh. If the yolk is sitting a bit lower and the albumen is transparet but still gathered close, then the egg is a bit older, but still safe to eat. If the yolk is flat and the white is runny, toss it.
To keep eggs fresh longer, store them small end down in their original carton, toward rear of the refrigerator (NOT in the door rack).

Pillow Talk
We change and launder our bedding about once a week, Andy, but I can’t recall my wife ever washing our bed pillows (and we’ve been married nearly five years!) Coming up, my Mum would take them to the dry cleaner, but now we try to avoid dry cleaning, especially for items like pillows with all those chemicals right next to our heads every night. So, how do we get pillows clean?
Terry

Five years is a very long time to allow pillows to accumulate dust and mites and things that go bump in the night. So get to it today, Terry, and wash your pillows either by hand or in a machine. Fill the sink or washing machine with hot, not warm, water. Hot water kills dust mites without the need for bleach or other chemicals. Add mild, low-suds liquid detergent, then put in the pillows and agitate. It’s better to wash a pair of pillows together to keep the machine balanced. Rinse thoroughly (two cycles), remove excess water and air dry–either in a dryer or hanging outdoors. To prevent mold, make sure you dry them thoroughly. Fluff by hand. Make it a habit to launder bed pillows every six to twelve months. Goose down pillows should be dry cleaned.

Put a Lid On It
Tell me it isn’t so, Andy. There’s been some chatter lately about a new study that says flushing the toilet with the lid up spreads bacteria. Could it be that my better half maybe has been right all these years?
Harlan

No maybe about it, Harlan, and it’s not only because of that new UK study which shows that bacteria is sprayed about 10 inches above the toilet seat. Earlier research indicated that polluted water vapor erupts out of the flushing toilet bowl to a distance of as much as a meter or more. If your toothbrush is within range, you are brushing your teeth with what’s in your toilet. But just stashing your toothbrush in the medicine cabinet is not enough. If you flush without lowering the lid, the process of aerosolization may deposit microscopic bits of excrement and bacteria everywhere in your bathroom–on towels, soap and maybe even you. That’s reason enough to lower the lid. But there are other benefits as well. A closed lid prevents objects from accidentally falling into the bowl–things like hair dryers, mobile phones, etc. It helps keep children and animals from drinking or drowning in the toilet water. It may save you from serious injury in the event of slipping, falling and hitting your head on the hard surface of the bowl. And the final and critical benefit: a closed lid precludes your wife from falling into the toilet in the middle of the night, thus avoiding an  argument.

Wrinkly Turn-On
I have recently gotten turned on to raisins, Andy, and have found a place to buy them in quantity. Can you tell me anything about the best way to select them and the best way–and how long–to store them?
Mary Kathryn

Most raisins are sold in boxes or packages that you cannot see through so it is difficult to judge freshness by the eye, but if you’re buying in quantity they may be loose or in see-through plastic bags. If that’s the case, check to see that they are moist and undamaged. When buying raisins in a sealed, opaque container, make sure that the container is tightly sealed. If you can squeeze the container, do it. If soft, it indicates the product is fresh. Shake the box or container and avoid any that rattle loudly–which indicates the raisins have dried out. Once you get them home, put the raisins in an airtight container or vacuum-sealed bag and store them in a cool, dark place. Most kitchen cabinets are too warm, particularly here in Pattaya. A month on the shelf is maximum, after which they begin to dry out, darken, and lose their nutritional value. So if you won’t be eating them within a month, store them in the refrigerator where they will stay fresh for six months to a year. Inspect them periodically for any spoilage or insect infestation before using.

Say Watts?
Can you tell me how to convert watts into amps?
Dietrich

Only if you can tell me how to convert metres into litres. Kinda like comparing apples and orangutans. Maybe your assumption about converting watts to amps stems from the fact that where volts are more or less fixed–such as in house wiring and automotive wiring, technicians often have charts that relate amps to watts. The simplest answer I could find to your question, Dietrich, is that if you have at least two of the following three: amps, volts and watts, then the missing one can be calculated. That is to say, watts are amps multiplied by volts, so there is a simple relationship between them. The conversion of watts to amps at fixed voltage is governed by the equation amps = watts/volts. For example, 12 watts divided by 12 volts equals 1 amp.

Closing Laws
Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

–Handy Andy

Quick Tip

Are you looking to conserve space in your linen cupboard while keeping your bedding neat and organized? Store sets of sheets inside one of their own pillowcases, eliminate the need to hunt through piles of linens for a matching set.

Fruitless Plea

My wife read what you said a few years ago about needing to wash all fruits before eating them–even those that must be peeled. I can understand the necessity to wash apples and grapes and stuff, but surely not watermelon, oranges, mangoes and papaya. I mean, she even washes bananas. Please, Andy, she believes everything you say, so please tell her you meant that we only have to wash fruit if we plan to eat the peel, like apples and grapes.

Pete

Can’t do that, Pete. I’ve been wrong in the past, but not this time. It’s important to wash all fresh fruit, even if you won’t be eating the peel. This means even washing fruits such as watermelons, oranges, mangoes and papaya before cutting into them since their skins may harbor bacteria or insecticides. When you cut or peel fruit–and vegetables, too–the contaminants from the outer layer of skin can travel inside–from the knife, your hands, etc. Why would you risk that when a simple rinsing will protect your health? The rinse water will remove dirt, bacteria and pesticide residue. It only takes a few seconds, but the small action may have big health benefits. Do not wash fruit when you first bring it home from the market. Rather, rinse immediately before eating it, as some fruits, such as grapes, decay faster when stored wet or damp. When rinsing a large quantity of fresh fruit, place it in a colander and rinse under running water; avoid soaking the fruit in a bowl or sink as that allows bacteria and residue to stay on the produce. No need to use a special spray or soap because they, too, may leave a residue.

Pla-ra Dee Dah

During the year or so that my Thai girlfriend lived with me, she kept a ready supply of pla-ra [fermented fish paste] in a very nice sealed container that she left behind. I would like to use the container now, but it stinks to high heaven and I have no idea how to get rid of the stench. Do you?

Buzz

Sure, Buzz, to remove odors from containers, bowls and dishes, just make a paste of baking soda and water and rub all over the surface (including inside the lid). Let it set overnight then rinse well. If it still smells, set the container aside for your next TGF to use for pla-ra.

Non-Stick My Aspyn

Your suggestion [No-Stick Trick] for cleaning non-stick cookware worked just great, Andy. Thank you. Now, do you have any tips for preventing stains in the future on non-stick pans, and I’m thinking specifically when I cook tomato sauce?

Aspyn

Before heating your pan, Aspyn, spray it with nonstick cooking spray. You then may pour in tomato sauce or paste or whatever you like without worrying about leaving a stain. In fact, simply coating the pan with a light sprinkling of olive oil also will help retard staining.

Keep It Cool

When we first came to Pattaya 17 years ago, electrical power was iffy at best. Anytime it rained we could expect a black out, and it wasn’t raining we could expect power breakdowns. While many new expats complain about electricity being cut every few weeks or months, it nevertheless is much better today than in the past. Yet it still begs the question for me and thousands of others: what is the best way to keep refrigerated food safe when power is down?

Wilbur

Good question, Wilbur, particularly at this hottest time of year when a prolonged power outage can result in food-borne illness if you don’t keep your food bacteria free.  You no doubt know to keep your refrigerator doors closed when electrical power is cut, but here are some other suggestions to implement before the lights go out. Keep an appliance thermometer in your refrigerator to make sure the temperature is always set at 4 degrees (40 degrees Fahrenheit) or lower. Your freezer’s temperature should never rise above -17 degrees (0 degrees F). Throw out perishables that have been in the refrigerator longer than four hours after their temperature has risen above 4 degrees. Meat, poultry, dairy products, eggs, deli items, casseroles, soups, stews and other leftovers; they all must go. If you’re hesitant to throw out something, use an instant-read food thermometer to test the food’s internal temperature, which should be 4 degrees or below. If something in your freezer has thawed, toss it. Most power outages here do not last more than a few hours; food will remain safe in a full freezer for about 48 hours; 24 hours if it’s half full–as long as you keep the freezer door closed. If ice crystals have formed on your frozen food or the packaging, you can safely refreeze it. Group frozen foods together in the freezer. Foods stay frozen longer if they are packed close to one another. Don’t risk a taste test. Tasting or smelling food is no way to decide if it’s okay to eat; most bacteria does not leave an odor or a bad taste.

Final Wave

My microwave oven doesn’t work, Andy, and I have no idea what’s wrong with it. Can you tell me where to start looking for the problem and perhaps provide possible solutions?

Alex

Tough one, Alex, unless the problem simply is an interruption of power. Does the oven’s light go on? If not, check the receptacle outlet that it is plugged into. If it has a reset button, try pushing it. If that doesn’t help, it’s possible that your microwave may have over-taxed its circuit breaker at the electrical panel. In this case, find the electrical panel and check for a tripped circuit breaker. If you find one, flip it to “Off” then back to “On.” If still nothing, I’m afraid you’ve exhausted any remedies I would suggest, mainly because microwave leakage can be hazardous and high wattage is present. So it usually is a good idea to limit your do-it-yourself microwave repairs to simple tasks such as changing the light bulb (if the light bulb is easily accessible). If the device is arcing or you suspect that it may be leaking, don’t mess with it. Microwave ovens are relatively inexpensive here, so it may be wiser to just replace it with a new one.

Closing Laws

Law of DIY Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw or washer, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible spot.

–Handy Andy

Quick Tip
Like to eat leftover pizza the next day? Instead of warming it in the microwave (where it gets soggy), keep the crust nice and crispy by heating up a slice or two in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove. Use a medium setting and heat until it’s the right temperature.

Easter Egg Yokel
Dear Andy, We went a little wild in preparing our Easter eggs, therefore my question: Is there any way to remove egg yolk stains from fabrics (my cotton blouse and a tablecloth)?
Laura

Egg yolk stains should be treated immediately, Laura, when they are easier to remove. Begin by gently scraping off as much of the yolk as you can using a spoon or the edge of a dull knife. Then blot with an absorbent cloth to remove any remaining liquid. Place a wet sponge on the back of the fabric and dab the front with a wet sponge using gentle, outward motions. Do not use hot water as it will set a protein stain, and do not rub for the same reason. If the stain is dried and crusted onto the fabric you may need to pour some liquid laundry detergent onto the stained area and gently work it in. This thick crusty egg has to be dissolved a little to be able to remove the parts attached to the fabric. Now saturate the fabric with a stain remover and allow it to penetrate for a minute or two. Alternatively, apply a heavy-duty liquid laundry detergent to the stain. Add a few drops of detergent to a sink filled with warm water and soak the fabric for 30 minutes or more. Follow up by laundering normally. If any stain remains, mix a solution of half bleach and half water and apply to the stain. While it’s penetrating, mix a second solution of 1/3 cup vinegar and 2/3 cup water and apply to the stain on top of the bleach. Rinse with water, then launder.

Flower Power
Khun Andy, my husband give to me flower for Songkran very beautiful but I think will die too quick. What I can do live long time?
Pum

Several readers submitted similar questions around Valentine’s Day, Pum, but I was unable to answer quickly enough to salvage those bouquets. I hope this reaches you in a timely manner. First of all, I assume your darling gave you cut flowers rather than a potted plant. If so, to keep them fresh longer it is most important to keep the vase filled. If the stems are in floral foam, keep the foam soaked with water containing a flower food. If the food solution becomes cloudy, replace it entirely. If possible, re-cut the flower stems by removing one to two inches with a sharp knife; best to do this in warm water, which allows the stems to draw in water instead of air. Remove any leaves below the waterline as they could promote bacterial growth, causing the flowers to wilt quickly. Add only warm water when needed, and keep the flowers in a cool spot away from direct sunlight, fans, air con vents, and TV sets.

No-Stick Trick
It must be a miracle, Andy, that something is sticking to my no-stick fry pan. I can’t believe it and I’m sure you cannot as well. They told me when I spent all that money for the item that absolutely nothing would ever stick. Easy cleaning, they said. Sorry to rattle on, but now I don’t want to use harsh cleansers or an abrasive scouring pad (well, actually, I do want to. In fact, I want to use a chisel or metal file to scrape the gunk off. Ughh!) Sorry. Is there anything I can do to remove something that is sticking to my no-stick pan?
Betty

First thing to do, Betty, is relax. There’s an easy way to remove stains from supposedly non-stick surfaces. Pour a solution of 1 cup water, 2 tablespoons of baking soda and 1/2 cup chlorine bleach into the pan and simmer 5 to 10 minutes. Do not allow the mixture to boil. Remove from stove and wash the pan in hot soapy water, rinse and dry. Apply a light coating of cooking oil and do not wipe it off.

Clipping Collection
I am new to caring for a house and an outdoor yard and a real grass lawn, Andy, but here I am anyway (dog and all). Anyway, my question has to do with mowing my lawn. When I’m done mowing, do I have to collect the grass clippings, or can I leave them on the lawn?
Clarence

Leaving grass clippings on the lawn becomes a problem only if they create a layer that is too thick. If you mow the lawn before it gets overly tall, the mass of the grass clippings will not be sufficient to warrant raking. A good way to obviate having to rake grass clippings is to use a mulching lawn mower. Not only will that allow you to leave the grass clippings on your lawn, but those clippings can actually be good for your lawn, your health and your pocketbook. The nutrients provided by the grass clippings allow you to lower your dependence on chemical lawn fertilizers.

Primeval Weevils
I made some rice yesterday, Andy, and when it was done cooking I found these little black bugs floating on top. I had the rice stored in an air-tight container, so I don’t know where these creatures came from or how they got in. I don’t even know what they are. What’s your take?
Kevin

Rice weevils, Kevin. That’s my take. You’ve got rice weevils. And don’t blame yourself. Weevil eggs probably were already in the grains when you bought the rice. That’s particularly common when buying food from the bulk section of markets that might be infested. The key is killing them and/or not getting them to hatch. You can cook the rice, then skim the weevils off the top (as you probably did with the batch you noticed). A few of the critters might slip by and get eaten, but eating bugs is no big deal here in Thailand (adds some protein to the carbs). As an option, you can toss whatever unprepared rice you have and clean out all cupboards–checking everything and dumping anything that looks contaminated. Rice weevils are not committed to rice. They also visit dried pasta, flour, cereal, lentils and other staples. Store all such products in double-layered freezer/Ziploc bags and or sealed jars with secure, airtight lids. Keep a close eye out for lingerers. For extra security, toss in a bay leaf or two, which seems to repel the buggers. Finally, next time you buy rice or other grains, put it in the freezer immediately and keep it there at least 24 hours (two weeks is even better). This will kill any weevils and their eggs.

Closing Laws
The Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

–Handy Andy

To prevent your tools from rusting, place chalk, charcoal or a few mothballs in your toolbox to absorb the moisture.

Green Bananas

Thanks for your great suggestions for what to do with a whole bunch of bananas that ripen at the same time, Andy. I’ve put your advice to good use. But I often have the opposite problem–bananas that do not ripen at all. That happens a lot when I buy cheap bananas at an outdoor market. They just sit there for a week or more and remain green and hard and inedible until finally I just toss them out. Is there any way to encourage bananas to get ripe?

Jen

Yes there is, Jen. When you get home from shopping, put the green bananas into a paper bag along with an apple. Close the top of the bag and roll it down until you reach the fruit. Leave as little empty space as possible inside the bag, and bind it shut. Your green bananas will be ripe in a matter of days. Why?  Bananas and other fruits (such as apples, peaches, avocados, pineapples, tomatoes) emit ethylene gas–a plant hormone that accelerates the maturing process in plants. Virtually any fruits or vegetables exposed to ethylene gas will ripen more quickly.

Ink-A-Dink

I own an inkjet printer that I use mostly when I scan my passport pages for immigration every 90 days and for one-year visas. Not much use for the printer other than that. My problem is that because I use the thing so little, the ink tends to dry out. Replacement cartridges are expensive for my HP model, so I’d like to know if there is anything I can do to prevent them from drying out.

Robby

Your problem is shared by many who use their printers infrequently, Robby. You might try using your printer on a regular basis–like once a week–even if there’s no need other than to keep the ink from evaporating. On the downside, that’s a waste of power, paper and ink. As an option, immediately after printing your passport pages and other documents, remove the ink cartridges from the printer and store them in an airtight zip-lock bag until the next time you need to print something. That should help prolong their useful life.

Bump in the Night

I need help, Andy, and I’m sure it has nothing to do with my advanced years. I constantly bump into things around the house. Like the coffee table in the living room, the corner of the bed frame, etc. And they are sharp corners (see photo).

It’s particularly problematic in the dark of night, and made worse by the fact that, like most farang in Pattaya, I wear shorts 99 percent of the time, so I am banging the hell out of my legs. We used to use deflated tennis balls to protect children from sharp corners and the like, but they would not work here on my bed or my coffee table. Any suggestions would be welcome.

Henry

There are a number of devices on the market that will help protect you, Henry, all of which are similar in nature. Called by a variety of names (corner guard, baby bumpers, edge tape), the items usually are made of rubber or soft plastic, and they adhere to the corners of tables, bed frames or other potentially injurious pieces of furniture. While the cushioned corners are effective, the self-adhering feature does not always work for very long; try heating the adhesive before applying it.

Coffee Stains

Even though I wash coffee cups after each use, they stain after a few days and the stain doesn’t wash out. Does Andy have a solution?

Clair

Andy has a solution: rub the stains with baking soda paste. If they’re really stubborn stains, rub a drop of chlorine bleach into the affected area until the stain disappears, then wash immediately with hot, soapy water to prevent fading. Rinse well. Also works on tea stains as well on counters.

Ugly Ducklings

We just moved into an apartment where the previous tenants decorated the shower stall with duckling decals and the kitchen walls with decals that are equally ugly. How do we get them off?

Nim

Resort to my old favorite standby: vinegar. Paint the decals with several coats of white vinegar, giving each coat time to soak in. After several minutes the decals can be rubbed off. Vinegar also works in removing non-slip appliqués and strips from bathtubs. Saturate a cloth or sponge and squeeze hot vinegar over the items you want to remove. Again, let it soak in, then reapply and rub off. Did the previous tenants also gift you with stick-on hooks? Saturate a cloth or sponge with vinegar and squeeze the liquid behind the hook so that the vinegar comes in contact with the adhesive. You may also use vinegar to remove price labels and other decals from glass, wood, and china.

Air Fair

The hot season seems to have hit early this year, Andy, and we’ve needed to use our air conditioners for a few weeks already. But the unit in our bedroom is putting out only a fair amount of cool air, and it doesn’t get the room nearly cold enough for us. We’ve only lived in our condo six months and haven’t really put the air conditioners to any test until now. I don’t know how old the filters are, but when running the bedroom A/C I noticed that the pipes iced up. Is there anything I can do?

Karl

There are two things that commonly cause pipes to ice up, KarlСthe lack of airflow through the air conditioner’s evaporator coil, and low levels of refrigerant. Change the filter and leave the unit off for several hours to allow the ice to thaw completely. After you turn it on, run it for a few hours and check for ice. If the pipes have again iced up, check the level of coolant, then determine if you have a leak. To check for a leak, mix a little dish soap with water and put it on the coolant pipes while the air con is running. Then examine the pipes for bubbles. Check where there are fittings first and make sure they’re tight. If low on coolant and/or if you find a leak, call someone in to refill the system and/or repair the leak.

Closing Line

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

–Handy Andy

Quick Tip

Got a little one in your home? To make grooming easier for your child, hang a mirror in the bathroom at his or her eye level.

Fetid Fridge
Dear Andy, this may seem like a strange question, but how do I identify a dreadful odor in my refrigerator? The smell has been there for a couple of weeks now. I checked everything to make sure there wasn’t any food that’s gone bad (there wasn’t) and now I am stumped for an answer. Any ideas?
Elliott

Have you checked the drain pan, Elliott? There might be something smelly there. Unplug the power cord and remove the back of the fridge and sniff the drain pan for odors. If it stinks, clean it out with soap and hot water; nothing too strong-smelling though–you don’t want unpleasant bleach or pine sol odors escaping back into your fridge. If the stench isn’t coming from the pan, then empty the fridge, including all removable parts, which you should clean separately. Toss any stored food that even hints at being spoiled. Now mix 2 Tsp. baking soda in a liter of warm water. Wipe down the inside surfaces of the refrigerator–including the door and the freezer–with this solution. Rinse, dry, then check for odor. Does it still smell? Then try washing all surfaces again, but this time with a solution of ½ cup white vinegar and 1 liter of water. If the odor remains, it may stem from bacteria (so when you turn on your fridge, set it cold enough to deter bacteria growth–2 to 3 degrees C.) In any event, rinse and dry thoroughly, then wipe down with a mixture of 2 Tsp. chlorine bleach in 1 liter of water. Add a dash of lemon extract to the rinse water, then rinse, dry and leave the door open so the refrigerator can air out. Keep an open package of baking soda or coffee grounds in the refrigerator for long-term odor removal. And remember to throw away food before it spoils to prevent new odors in the future.

Suck It Up
My husband him say to me to buy vacuum clean but I do not know what kind I must to buy suck dirty up good. Which one is perfect vacuum?
Mai

Make and models of vacuum cleaners are a matter of personal choice, Mai, but three points to begin with: 1)Shop for a recognizable brand; 2)look for a unit that comes with a good warranty, and 3)there is no perfect vacuum. Beyond which, don’t be swayed by strong motor power (amps), as that doesn’t reflect cleaning power, only the current used by the motor. Airflow is a truer test of effectiveness. Beyond those considerations, it depends on how much money you want to spend and what you are going to do with the vacuum. That is, what hoses and attachments are you going to need? If you are just cleaning floors you might not ever even need attachments, but if you are cleaning blinds, furniture, drapes and stairs you probably will want those devices. Consider the weight of the unit. A light-weight vacuum is needed if you will be lugging the unit up a flight or two of stairs or if you plan to frequently move it from one location to another. But if you buy a lighter model, you will probably forfeit power. Also, do you need HEPA filtration? If you or a family member have allergies I would recommend it. Finally, do you want a canister or an upright model? A canister vacuum cleaner (the kind that rolls around on wheels with a long hose) is best for getting into small spaces and under beds and other furniture. The stand-up models can be more difficult to work with in small spaces and often do not fit under furniture.

Wood Eye
I am trying to update parts of my house to be able to sell it. Primarily, I need to work on fixing the kitchen inexpensively. Would I want to paint the cabinets white or re-stain them? The room is small and slightly dark, so I’m leaning toward white.
Benjamin

If you want to refinish the cabinets, Benjamin, you cannot simply re-stain them. First you need to remove all the existing finish before the wood will accept a stain. You can clean and sand them lightly and then apply a fresh coat of poly. That’s what I would do, but I do like the look of wood more so than painted cabinets. If you decide to paint, again, you need to clean and sand, then apply a coat of a solvent-based primer. Sand when dry, then apply two coats of enamel. While oil base will wear best it also will yellow over time. Neither waterborne nor latex will yellow (although the cheaper latex enamels are prone to peel).

Remnants of Showers Past
Hi, Andy, I recently moved into a rented furnished condo. All is well except that I cannot get the inside of the glass shower door properly clean; it seems to have a permanent residue. After initial cleaning it looks okay, but once wet the residue becomes apparent yet again. It has defied bleach and various bathroom cleaners in my efforts to remove it. Any suggestions?
Peter

I suspect the residue to which you refer is hard-water stains, soap-scum build-up or common water spots neglected by previous tenants. If hard water is the culprit, the damage may be permanent; excess minerals in water can adhere to and etch glass. Try treating it using white vinegar–a mild acid that can help dissolve built-up minerals. Follow up by rubbing with a mixture of baby oil and just enough salt to make it mildly abrasive. When done, wipe down the shower as the baby oil will make it slippery. For stubborn hard-water spots, you may need a heavy duty product such as CLR, if you can find it. Otherwise look for any calcium and lime remover at HomeWorks, Boonthavorn, etc., and follow manufacturer’s directions. Moving on to soap scum, you’ll need some elbow grease and scouring powder. If you have to go stronger, try Kaboom Shower, Tub and Sink Spray or Mr. Clean Magic Eraser (again, if you can find either of them; True Value may still carry one or the other). Finally, if the residue was caused by simple water spots, you might have some success using fabric softeners or microfiber cloths. Take one or two and scrub your wet shower door vigorously, then rinse. Unfortunately after years of any such water build-up on glass, especially showers, it may require using special hi-speed buffing pads and compounds; this should only be done by a professional. If I were you, Peter, I would save the time, money and elbow grease and just ask the condo owner to install a new shower door.

Closing Line:
Most packages say, “Open here,” but what do you do if a package says, “Open somewhere else”?

–Handy Andy

Quick Tip
Store leftovers in the refrigerator using plastic yogurt containers, ice cream tubs, etc. When its time to clean out the fridge, simply discard the containers. That eliminates the risk spilled messes in the garbage, and doesn’t leave you with dirty containers to wash.

Brush with Rigidity
Dear Andy, I read and loved your recent tip for preserving paint brushes by storing them in the freezer. Unfortunately, I saw it too late. I just found all of my used brushes stiff as nails. Are they salvageable or must I toss them and buy new ones?
Cal

Hardened paint brushes can be resuscitated, Cal. Vinegar to the rescue again. This time, simmer the bristles in full-strength vinegar until softened throughout. Then use a wire comb or brush to remove the softened paint. When the brushes are clean, work a few drops of oil into the bristles. That will leave your brushes soft and ready to use.

Don’t Fire up that Weed
We’ve got a weed problem, Andy. My husband sets fire to them every so often after pulling what he can from the ground, but the smoke is horrible and the weeds just keep coming back. The ugliest is out front where they grow between the cracks on our footpath. Any suggestions?
Alyce and Thom

Stop burning weeds, Alyce. Instead, pull them up as frequently as you can. The key to controlling weeds and staying relatively weed free is persistence. You and Thom can put on gloves, grab a bucket and take a walk through the yard every two or three days to handpick weeds. Try to pluck them before they flower to prevent them from going to seed and reproducing themselves all over the yard. Also, be sure to get all the roots; if you don’t, the weed will more than likely be back soon. When you spot a weed growing in the cracks of your footpath or in your driveway, pour boiling water or vinegar over them. (Don’t do this in your flower beds; it may kill neighboring plants.) It’s also worth noting that mulch works to keep new weeds from sprouting, as long as the mulch is applied thick enough to keep sunlight from reaching the soil. For mulch you can use grass clippings, shredded and chipped branches, hay, leaves or compost.

Latch Match
We have a door that doesn’t shut properly, Andy. That is to say, when the door is closed, the latch seems to not catch, so the door is not closed securely. Even if locked, the door can still be pushed open. How might I fix it?
Terry

The first thing you might do, Terry, is examine the area where the latch is in relation to where the strike plate is. If the plunger doesn’t match up with the hole in the plate, it won’t latch. Sometimes when houses settle, door frames get a little out of whack. You may have to move the strike plate up or down a little. If the alignment is accurate, however, the problem might be that the frame is a bit too wide for the door. In that case, try this simple fix: Unscrew the strike plate, and put a piece of thick paper or thin cardboard behind it (maybe start with a match book). Screw the strike plate back into place. Now that it is extended outward, the latch may catch. If not, increase the thickness of the insert. As an option, you can try the same thing with the hinges on the door. Put equal thickness of paper behind each hinge and reattach them.

Curry Encore
Great tips on getting curry stains out of dishes, pans, counter tops, etc. (Pattaya Today, Feb. 16),  but a bigger problem for me is getting curry stains out of things like dishtowels, aprons and even blouses. Can you help?
Nanc

Sure, Nanc. Apply liquid detergent immediately to the stain, then wash as usual. Stubborn spots can be treated with a hydrogen peroxide solution (test on an inconspicuous area first).

Grout Grouch
I hate grout and don’t know how to get it clean. It’s filthy and ugly. Makes my tiles look disgusting. What can I do?
Carmen

The grout between tiles can get pretty grimy, Carmen, but no need to fret. With the right cleaning solution and a bit of elbow grease, you can get your grout looking fresh and nearly like new. Grout gets dirty in many different ways. In the bathroom, it’s usually mold or mildew; in the kitchen it’s usually a combination of food stains, general household traffic and grime, and again mildew. No matter what the cause of the staining, start off with the simplest and least acidic cleaning solution first, moving up to harsher chemical cleaners as necessary. For some stains, simple household items like vinegar or baking soda are effective. Use vinegar diluted with an equal amount of water, or make a paste of baking soda and a bit of water. Spray or dab the cleaner onto a small length of grout and scrub with a stiff brush. Scrubbing in small circles rather than straight up and down will remove more debris. Rinse well with water and dry with a sponge or paper towels. If the grout is still dirty, try generic liquid or powder cleaners, using them as directed above for vinegar or baking soda. Rinse well after cleaning. Alternatively, if you own or have access to a steam cleaner, use it. The pressure of the steam cleaner can loosen debris and stains that cleaners can’t dissolve. If you’re still not satisfied, the next step is a commercial tile and grout cleaner, available at HomeWorks, Bonthevan, and other major retailers. Look for a product that is pH balanced so that the chemicals won’t erode the grout. Spray the cleanser on the grout and let it sit for a few minutes, then scrub; follow directions on the label. For heavy duty stains, use even stronger products such as oxygen bleach powder, hydrogen peroxide, or chlorine bleach. These products should be well diluted before use. Read labels carefully.

Tips for Grout Cleaning
• First clean the grout with water to remove surface debris; allow to dry.
• Never use bleach on colored grout.
• Scrub with a stiff brush; toothbrushes are too soft. Avoid using metal bristles.
• Work in well-ventilated areas if using commercial cleaners, bleach or other chemicals.
• Use gloves and protective eye wear when working with any chemical-based cleaners.
• Test cleanser on a small, inconspicuous area first to make sure it won’t erode or damage your grout work.
• Never mix cleaners together!
• Keep grout looking fresh and new by applying grout sealer once a year.


Closing Line
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

–Handy Andy

Quick Tip

Use old cardboard tubes from paper towel rolls to store reusable plastic shopping bags. Put smaller bags in empty tubes from toilet tissue.

Curry Worry

Since coming to Thailand my husband and I have learned to love curry, particularly Indian curry but Thai curry as well. I’ve even begun making it at home once or twice a week. Which brings me to my question: how do I get that curry stain out of things? It seems to color everything from pans and containers to dishes and counter tops, when there are splashes or spills. How do I get those stains out?

Millie

Curry should not be a problem for most china, Millie, but I could see where it might be a problem if you were using melamine or other plastic-like dishes and food containers. The easiest way to avoid such staining is to wash dinnerware immediately with warm water and detergent. Stubborn discoloration can be combated by filling your sink with warm, sudsy water and adding a quarter cup vinegar. Then put in the stained dishes, containers, etc., and let soak for 30 minutes or so. Scrub out any remaining stains with a sponge. For curry-stained cookware, fill the pots or pans with water and vinegar, cover, then set on your stove to boil. Countertops can usually be cleaned of stains by spraying with lime juice, then sprinkling with enough baking soda to make a slightly abrasive scrub. To make a stronger solution, add some dish soap and vinegar, then scrub. Most other areas and items in the kitchen can be cleaned–and simultaneously sanitized–using diluted bleach. Make sure to rinse thoroughly. Finally, if it’s your Tupperware or other plastic containers that are curry stained, you have three options: Live with it; toss it, or reserve it for future curry dishes. (Maybe fill the containers to the brim next time so that the entire surface becomes curry-colored.)

Hard Drive Longevity

How long can I expect my computer’s hard drive to last, Andy?

Charles

Your hard drive probably will be problem free at least until the warranty runs out, Charles. But seriously, folks, while I’ve had hard drives fail in the first year, I must admit that was more than 20 years ago. Modern hard drives last much longer. Check your drive’s label or technical specs for MTBF (Mean Time Between Failures). That figure should be at least 50,000 hours (the mean average number of operating hours before something broke down) and might be as much as 100,000 hours.  Those are not guarantees, however. Back up your important files regularly on an external drive, just in case you have that rare computer that crashes after only 5,000 hours (about two years of operating 8 to 10 hours a day).

To Dye For

Hi Andy, I would like to dye my old curtains a different color. Do you know where I can buy RIT (or other brand) dye powder or liquid here in Pattaya?

Daniel

Sorry to say, Daniel, you can’t purchase RIT in Pattaya. I contacted Phoenix Brands, the century-old American dye-products company that makes RIT, and they were kind enough to reply almost immediately saying their products are not available in Thailand or anywhere outside the United States, it seems. They do not even ship outside the US “at this time.” If you can’t wait until they change that policy, you might ask about alternate dye products at a home-crafts shop or a drapery or fabric store (Jim Thompson perhaps). As an option, consider having a drapery or fabric shop color your drapes for you. It will be much easier, of course, and shouldn’t cost much.

In the Beginning

I’ve not done much DIY in the past, Andy, but now I have bought a house for the first time. No maintenance people to take care of things like in my condo, and I can’t really afford to pay tradesmen. In any event, I saw your suggestions last issue for putting together basic tools for home repairs and the like, and I should like to ask if you might also provide some advice or safety tips for those of us who are new to DYI.

Reggie

Good point, Reggie, because while doing work around the house generally isn’t dangerous, it nevertheless is wise to take precautions to avoid major disasters. But first I would suggest that before you begin any project, learn everything you can about it. Search online, watch videos, read books and how-to articles, and carefully study the instructions that come with items you must assemble yourself–even if said instructions are written in less-than-perfect English. That said,

● When planning your project, allow more time than you think you could possibly need. A plumber might work fast but that’s because time is money to him. You are not a pro so it will take longer and there’s little reason to rush. Take your time.

● While in the planning stages, think ahead and do things in a logical order (you don’t really want to lay floor tile before painting the ceiling, do you?)

● Consider those things that might go wrong (as Murphy says, they probably will). For example, don’t leave a bucket of paint or a hammer on top of a ladder when you are no longer using it.

● In addition to the basic items in a tool kit that I suggested last time, you’ll need other equipment for specific jobs. Hold on to them. Become a collector of tools and essential supplies such as duct tape, glue, string, nails, etc. With every job you complete, you’ll add to your collection. Having the right tool or product on hand makes a huge difference in your ability to get the job done and solve problems as they arise.

● If you’ve got a mate handy, encourage her or him to assist you on projects, to help  figure things out, provide another point of view and a helping hand, or just hand you needed items when you’re up a ladder or under the sink.

● Most important, think safety. Don’t work when you are tired or had too much to drink.

● Keep a first aid kit fully stocked and readily available.

Have fun with your maintenance and repair work, Reggie. Try new methods; learn from your mistakes. In no time you’ll become good at fixing things. And if your project doesn’t work out as planned, just remember the immortal words of Thomas A. Edison, “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

Closing Line

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

–Handy Andy

Quick Tip
While many appliances are inexpensive in Thailand, do not rush to replace them just because they fail to operate. Sometimes the inoperative device simply needs a new part or a minor repair–and those are even less inexpensive here.

Hot Rod
I drive a Isuzu 6 wheeler and need to insulate the cab from engine heat. Please advise the best way and who can do in Pattaya area.
Gary

I’ve never come across the problem, Gary, and I have no idea where you might go. Reason leads me to believe that you might seek out a suitable material such as thermal insulation, multi-layered composites, or even a custom-designed thermal- or radiant-heat shield, then have it installed at one of the many shops along Sukhumvit that do engine and/or metal work. When selecting a material, be sure to consider: high temperatures, thermal conductivity, thickness, flammability and moldability.

Olivia Springs a Leak
I’m not a do-it-yourself person, Andy, but I  read every one of your columns mainly for the clever tips you come up with. So how should I deal with a leak from a small hole in a water pipe until the plumber comes? I ask because I sprung a leak Saturday evening and called a plumber who didn’t come to do the repair until Monday. Lots of wasted water. What do I do next time?
Olivia

I can provide some tips for leaking pipes, Olivia, but first I would like to suggest that many common plumbing repairs are not difficult to learn. Search the internet, be patient, and get the proper tools (see ‘Tooling Up’). You can save lots of money by doing simple jobs yourself. Now to your question on temporary fixes. First, turn off the water valve leading to the leaking pipe. When you pin-point the leak, stick a pencil point into the hole as far as it will go, then break it off. Wrap the pipe with electrician’s tape and cover with plumber’s epoxy repair putty to make sure it doesn’t leak. Let it set for half an hour and turn the water back on. If you are dealing with a larger hole, wrap a piece of rubber (like an old inner tube) around the pipe over the hole, and then use a C clamp and small blocks of wood to clamp the rubber wrap tightly in place. If you have hose clamps, wrap those around the rubber covering the hole  to keep water from leaking. If you don’t have any old rubber that can act as a repair, cut a piece of hose (garden hose, plumbing hose) long enough to cover the hole in the pipe plus a 10 cms or so on each side. Slice the hose lengthwise and position it over the hole in the pipe. Once again, use hose clamps to keep it in place and stop water from leaking. None of these are permanent fixes, but they will allow you to turn the water back on until the plumber makes repairs.

Pot Splotch
Hi, Andy, your baking soda/washing-up liquid/vinegar combo works a treat on the toilets. I switch off the water, flush the toilet so the water level is quite low and use a very fine wet & dry sandpaper with the magic mixture and gently work on the lime deposit. Where plant pots have been standing on the patio, when they are moved there are stains on the light coloured tiles and the magic mixture does not seem to work on those. Any suggestions?
Rick

Depending on the cause of the stain and the type of tile, Rick, you could try wiping the stain with a rag dampened with kerosene (after you have tested kerosene on an obscure section of tile to ensure it is not harmful). If the stain does not wipe up immediately, soak the rag in kerosene and lay it over the stain for a few minutes, then wipe with cloth or scrub with a hard brush. Once the stain is gone, rinse the area thoroughly with water. In the unlikely event that the kerosene leaves a spot, wash it out with warm, soapy water. If the original stain isn’t gone, here are two other things that might get the stain out: orange oil or eucalyptus oil (assuming you can find them in Pattaya). Just wipe the oil on the stain full strength, scrub, then wipe off with detergent. Or look for any cleaning product that contains potassium hydroxide and follow instructions on the label. If the stains still haven’t come out, replace the planters over the stains.

Tooling Up
Now we buy old house, Andy, and many thing need repair. My problem is I have no tools. Before I buy something maybe you can tell me what I need.
Hans

Even those readers who are not into general DIY need to do some work around their homes–hanging pictures, stopping dripping faucets, etc., so almost everyone needs basic tools, Hans, and putting together a well-stocked toolbox need not be expensive. Here are some suggestions:
*A claw hammer is the most basic and essential tool. Get one that feels comfortable in your hand with a wood, fiberglass or metal handle. Make sure the head is made from drop-forged steel that won’t chip.
*An adjustable, or crescent, wrench with a thumbscrew that adjusts the jaws so it can fit different sized nuts is handy for all kinds of plumbing jobs. They come in various sizes; a medium sized wrench will handle most jobs around the home.
*You will need at least two different types of screwdrivers–straight (blade) and Phillips (cross) heads–each in a couple of different sizes. Square heads are also becoming more common; get two different sizes here as well. Sometimes you can find inexpensive screwdriver sets containing a range of sizes and head types at home improvement stores.
*Different types of pliers are also a requirement. Needle nose (long sharp pointed nose) pliers are great for reaching into narrow openings or twisting wire, while slip joint pliers (with a pair of holes near the base of the jaws) are adjustable and handy for tightening and holding different sized nuts. Although you can cut wire with needle nose pliers, it’s easier with wire-cutting pliers; get a pair.
*A hand drill or power drill is a necessity for drilling holes. A variable speed, battery-operated drill will not only drill holes, but can also be used as a power screw driver, making “put together” projects much easier on your hands and arms.
*A handsaw allows you to cut small pieces of wood or molding. If budget is no object, you might consider a power saw; it will do the same things as well as allow you to cut larger pieces of wood.
*Invest in a good-quality tape measure and it will last you forever. Look for one that’s at least 10 meters long and 2 cms wide (even wider is better) with easy-to-read markings.
*Don’t forget a level of some kind. Even a small one (like for hanging pictures level) would suffice.
*Finally, get yourself a tool box or a strong, nylon tool bag. You could store your tools in a drawer, but over time they’ll be scattered around, go missing, break, etc. Better to keep them in one place, ready when you need them.

Closing Line
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

–Handy Andy

QUICK TIP

When you take down your Christmas tree trimmings and other seasonal decorations, store them in egg cartons. The partitions separate fragile items and help keep everything neat until next December.

All That Glitters
Since my husband and I moved to Pattaya nearly one year ago, we have not gone to any glitzy parties or even fancy dinners. However, we were invited to a lovely function on New Year’s eve calling for evening wear. After doing my hair and make-up and donning a new dress, I reached into our safe for my gold jewelry only to fined that after having been stored and ignored for more than a year, it had all become dull or discolored. It was too late to seek out a jeweler for help, but maybe you have some advice for the next time I and others might have a similar problem.
Dina

Yes, Dina, no need to rely on a jeweler. To clean jewelry yourself, soak it in warm, soapy water, then brush each piece gently using a non-abrasive cleanser and a soft brush (a soft tooth brush will do nicely). In an emergency, you can skip the cleanser and use just soapy water. When done, rinse thoroughly in cold water and allow to air dry. Finally, because isopropyl alcohol is perhaps the most effective cleanser of gold and silver, wipe gently with isopropyl alcohol to return the luster. In the future, prevent your jewelry from exposure to cosmetics, and always remove gold ornaments when you are cleaning your skin with chemicals or while taking bath. When applying moisturizer at bedtime, remove jewelry to prevent the effects of chemicals. Remember too that body oils and dirt can also discolor and detract from your jewelry.

Olive Oil Isn’t Always
As a health fanatic, I have long made it a habit to include at least some olive oil in my daily diet. But recently it has come to my attention that just because the store label says “olive oil,” that doesn’t mean it is. How can I be certain what I am getting, particularly in a country that is so lax about food safety and faux products of all kinds?
Ted

Yes, Ted, problems with olive oil are huge and the public is basically unaware of being ripped off. However, it must be pointed out that the problem is not limited to Thailand and that little fault can be pinned on the Thai government. That said, there is much oil out on the market that is pure rubbish. In some cases it is old, in other cases it is marked “extra virgin” when it isn’t, and in still other cases it is not even olive oil. To answer your question we turned to a book devoted to the topic: Extra Virginity: the Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil. Written by Tom Mueller, an American who lives in Italy, the book advises, in part, that when you buy olive oil you should:
• Favour bottles or containers that protect against light (not in clear glass bottles, for example).
•Buy a quantity that you’ll use up quickly.
• Don’t worry about colour. Good oils come in all shades, from green to gold to pale straw, but avoid flavours such as mouldy, cooked, greasy, meaty, metallic and cardboard.
• Ensure that your oil is labelled “extra virgin,” since other categories—”pure” or “light” oil, “olive oil” and “olive pomace oil” – have undergone chemical refinement.
• Try to buy oils only from this year’s harvest – look for bottles with a date of harvest. Failing that, look at the “best by” or “expiration” date which should be no more than two years after an oil was bottled.
• Though not always a guarantee of quality, PDO (protected designation of origin) and PGI (protected geographical indication) status should inspire some confidence.
• Some terms commonly used on olive oil labels are anachronistic, such as “first pressed” and “cold pressed”. Since most extra virgin oil nowadays is made with centrifuges, it isn’t “pressed” at all, and true extra virgin oil comes exclusively from the first processing of the olive paste. For further information, see extravirginity.com.

If Men Had Maids
This isn’t really a household problem, Andy, except to the extent that I am in a household of three and this morning my wife asked me a question I was unable to answer. So I turn it over to you: Why do men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women’s clothes have buttons on the left?
Ray

When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid’s right, and that’s where women’s buttons have remained since.

Counter Intelligence
I just transferred to Pattaya in my work and find myself in a lovely condo with lots of pristine marble or alabaster or whatever this stone-like substance is on my kitchen counters and sideboards. I asked several old hands here how to best care for it, and two of them advised me to contact you, saying you had written about it once or twice in your column. So, Andy, can you tell me the best way to clean it and avoid stains?
Charlie

First of all, Charlie, odds are your stonework is more likely granite than marble or alabaster. Granite is used in places like the kitchen because it is a harder stone and its polish is not subject to etching by household acids, or scratching by knives and such. Also it’s unaffected by typical kitchen heat such as hot pans, or spilled liquid; nevertheless, it’s a good idea to use hot pads and coasters, and to clean up any spills immediately. Unsealed, granite can absorb stains such as oil, which can ultimately cause dark spots or discoloration. If it is important to maintain the beauty of your countertops, have the granite professionally sealed periodically. Beyond that, it’s a relatively easy surface to care for. To keep granite countertops clean, use a microfiber cloth to dust off the surface. Wipe down the granite countertop daily with a sponge and plain water. Do not use soap, vinegar or any household cleansers. Once a week wipe down with a damp cloth and a stone cleaner formulated with a neutral pH. No harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaners. They can scratch, pit, and etch the surface of the stone. For oily stains, try a poultice made of a cup of flour or baking soda and 5 tablespoons of dish soap. Add water to make it the consistency of sour cream or yogurt. Place the solution directly on the stain and cover with plastic wrap overnight, before washing away the poultice.

Closing Line
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

–Handy Andy

QUICK TIP
Bananas too ripe for your taste? Don’t toss them. Instead, peel them, wrap tightly in plastic wrap or in a baggie, and store them in your freezer. They will be ready next time you want to make a banana smoothie or shake, or when a recipe calls for bananas.

Drinking Buddies
Dear Andy, How do I remove alcohol stains from wood furniture? I don’t want to imply that my expat friends are big drinkers (they are, but I don’t want to imply it), yet at least one drink is spilled by some slobbering drunk every time they visit, adding one more stain to another piece of furniture. Help.
Betty in Banglamung

With friends like that, Betty…you need to be ready to wipe up spills at a moment’s notice. Alcohol can dissolve wood finishes, so speed is important. Quickly wipe up the spill with an absorbent cloth, then rub the spot with the palm of your hand or with a clean cloth dipped in furniture polish. That’s for future spills. For sins of the past (existing stains) make a paste of baking soda or cigarette ashes mixed with mineral oil, linseed oil, or lemon oil. Rub lightly in the direction of the grain, then wipe with plain linseed oil. Rub briskly–again with the grain of the wood–using a clean soft cloth. Wipe frequently to compare and match gloss of the repaired area with the original finish.

Blasting Option
Andy, I have a large piece of property 1/2 rai surrounded by 6 ft wall which is in bad need of repair paint-wise. Thinking about sandblasting it before repainting if I can find a sandblaster. Other options? Type and name of paint?
Harry

Well, Harry, it seems you intentionally kept your missive brief in the interest of time or space. But that also means you provided scant information. What type of wall is it? Concrete? Aluminum? Brick? Wood? Cement block? What’s its condition? And why does it need repair? Crucial information before providing you with definitive answers. As a general response, I would suggest that instead of sandblasting you might be able to do a high-pressure (power) wash. And/or, depending on the composition and condition of the wall, you might consider using a large wire brush to hand-scrape it and remove whatever it is you want to sandblast. As an option, use coarse steel wool dipped in lacquer thinner; wear heavy rubber gloves, and don’t breathe in too deeply or risk a high. If that doesn’t do it, sandblasting might be your answer. Try contacting Castop Matrix Co, Ban Bung, Chonburi (038 192-588). On the question of paint, I’m going to assume your wall is some sort of masonry, so I’d suggest you apply two coats of any masonry paint, that is, exterior latex paint made with acrylic resins. Acrylic resins are especially good for concrete coatings because they have good water-vapor transmission rates, good adhesion characteristics, and can be pigmented.

Shoot the House
We just purchased a house that is being built even as I write this, Andy. Is it a good idea to ask the builder to provide plans or something so we can later pinpoint exactly where studs are positioned?
Stan

You’re assuming your new home will be built precisely to plans, Stan, which is questionable at best. The original plans  or “something” ultimately may not accurately reflect the exact location of everything once the house is complete. Sure, obtain a set of plans but as insurance–or as an alternative–it might be a good idea to make a small investment in a digital camera. Then, as your future home is being built take a series of shots. Most pointedly, before the drywall is put up, shoot all the walls and ceilings, paying particular attention to those areas where there is electrical wiring, plumbing and mechanical equipment. You’ll thank yourself the first time you want to attach something heavy to a wall and you need to find a stud or avoid wiring, pipes, concrete, etc.

Clear the Air
You cautioned, in an earlier column, against the dangers of toxic fumes when removing adhesive from floor tiles. (I’m happy someone in Pattaya expresses such concerns; keep your warnings coming). How about some “Handy” suggestions for safe alternatives to commercial air fresheners?
Ian

Good inquiry, Ian, inasmuch as most commercial air fresheners do not freshen the air anyway, they simply mask one odor with another. To make matters worse—and address your concern—some products coat your nasal passages with an undetectable oil film; others can diminish your sense of smell with a nerve-deadening agent. For a safer way to eliminate household odors, try one of the following:
*Ventilation. Open windows or doors in the house for at least a short period every day. This helps also to reduce toxic fumes that may build up indoors.
*Vinegar. Distribute partially-filled saucers of vinegar around the room, or boil 1 tablespoon of white vinegar in 1 cup of water to eliminate unpleasant cooking odors.
*Cinnamon and cloves. Boil these spices for a fragrant smell. For ease of cleaning, make a cheesecloth bag to contain these spices, and boil the cheesecloth bag. An excellent alternative when entertaining is to steep spiced tea or cider.
*Potpourri. Buy or make your own potpourri from your favorite herbs, spices, and flower petals. Place the potpourri in a small basket, open jar, or in small sachet bags.
*Perfume. Spray a bit of perfume or cologne on a light bulb in any room to create a lovely light scent when the light is turned on.

Fee Fie Faux Fun
Thinking of repainting a couple rooms in my house, Andy, and a couple friends suggested that I should give some thought to a faux finish or color wash. But I have no idea what that is. Are they the same thing or what?
George

Not the same thing, George. Faux finishing is a popular painting technique that can make a remarkable change in the appearance of a room–or just a piece of furniture, for that matter. The actual process involves covering a base coat of colored paint with a second light coat containing a mixture of another color and glaze. This second coat allows the base coat to show through, but the glaze mixture on the surface softens it. Like the faux finishing process, color washing also is a two step process. First you apply the base coat. When dry, you apply a glaze mixture, randomly wiping it on or applying it in a circular motion (as if washing the wall). One benefit of color washing is you can create various visual effects depending on what you use to apply the glaze. Commonly brushes, sponges, cotton cloth, cheese cloth or paint mitts;  you can even use old panty hose if you want. It sounds complicated, but in reality it’s easy to do, inexpensive and an enthusiastic do-it-yourselfer can achieve great results in a weekend.

Closing Line
The Asian U professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

–Handy Andy